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    I choose to believe that Gabe’s will bequeaths Steam to a cohort of independent non-profits and co-ops which will each be charged with attempting to continue to elevate gamers and gaming according to Gabe’s 1,200 page manifesto.

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      GabeN will name twelve disciples who will spread His word and continue His work.

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        sixteen (0-F), but yes.

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        They’ll strap him to a chair and sacrifice 1000 2fort snipers a day to keep him alive.

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        At twelve disciples, that means he can give each pair one of his mega yatchs. I’m sure with a third of all gaming profit coming their way, the twelve of them will be able to afford the 100 million per year it costs to maintain the fleet worth around 1 billion.

        He’s not Jesus, he is just a piece of shit billionaire like the rest.

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          It is genuinely pretty obscene. You can’t “offset” this kind of behaviour.

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          Whoa, you should preface your posts with a warning, lest anyone cut themselves on all that edge.