I discovered a few carpenter ants in my abode and immediately waged war against them. I shall prevail and reclaim my territory.

  • ArumiOrnaught
    100·
    10 months ago

    Ass on the toilet, face in the tub. I was in the bathroom from around 9pm to 4am.

    • LemmyKnowsBestOP
      150·
      10 months ago

      Almost sounded like you were setting us up for a rhyme:

      Ass on the toilet, face in the tub, 8:00 p.m. I stumbled home from the club.