I was homeschooled previously with a small group of other children and we fart in class all the time.

Now I’m in public school for high school and no one is farting. I was very sheltered and public school is like a whole new world for me, so I don’t know what the norms are. I’ve been holding it in but my stomach hurts and it leaks out anyway.

I don’t understand how there are so many more people in high school and yet zero farts…

  • Anon518OP
    71·
    10 months ago

    But #3 would still smell bad and I haven’t smelled anyone farting.

    • flamingarms
      350·
      10 months ago

      A question no one has asked yet: how often are you farting and how smelly are we talking? Because there may be a diet change worth considering if you’re putting around like Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.

      • Anon518OP
        52·
        10 months ago

        Pretty smelly. Once or twice per class I guess.

        • klemptor
          321·
          10 months ago

          Bro either see a doctor or clean up your diet. That amount and frequency of smelly flatulence is not normal.

        • BottleOfAlkahest
          60·
          10 months ago

          You may want to talk to your doctor. That frequency is not a common issue and there may be something going on with your diet or stomach. It’s not uncommon for people to go far longer than 1 highschool class without farting and most farts don’t smell. If all your farts smell that likely means somethings wrong with your diet or stomach.

        • aubertlone
          20·
          10 months ago

          You’re trolling right?

          I genuinely thought this was a real post at first.

          But the responses you’re having are just a little too cookie cutter…

          Let’s say you are a real person and are having this problem. First, congrats on making it to a setting that exposes you to a large number of peers from all kinds of socioeconomic backgrounds.

          No matter how much money I have in my life, I think I will insist on sending my kids to public school. That’s what I did for all my life and I turned out fine. Just being exposed to everyone else will really help in maturing and having broad life experiences.

    • jetEnglish
      281·
      10 months ago

      Their strategy here! Fart into a deep cushion seat, which diffuses the smell over a longer period of time. Fart into a fan to maximize chaos and minimize accountability

      • Punkie
        40·
        10 months ago

        One of my friends who is a school teacher says “no one can use my chair, it’s full of teacher farts,” to her students, to keep them out of her chair.

    • cmbabul
      50·
      10 months ago

      Yes but it’s much more difficult to determine the source of said fart so unless someone figures out who done it the social statuses remain unaffected