SatansMaggotyCumFarttoShowerthoughts@lemmy.world·8 months agoCan serial killers sell their carbon offsets?message-squarearrow-up1138arrow-down118message-square30fedilink
arrow-up1120arrow-down1message-squareCan serial killers sell their carbon offsets?SatansMaggotyCumFarttoShowerthoughts@lemmy.world·8 months agomessage-square30fedilink
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFartOParrow-up40arrow-down2·8 months agolinkfedilink16 tonnes per person per year.
minus-squareAdamEatsAssarrow-up22arrow-down0·8 months agolinkfedilinkScientists said we had to take drastic measures to stop global warming.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFartOParrow-up24arrow-down1·8 months agolinkfedilinkIf Taylor Swift knocked off a toddler she could have almost six hundred hours of guilt free private jet time.
minus-squaremaiskanzlerarrow-up8arrow-down0·8 months agolinkfedilinkShe might even argue for significantly more hours if she wipes out an entire blood line at once.
minus-squaretweiEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down0·8 months agolinkfedilinkSo what you’re saying is that the whole middle-east conflict is really just there to save the climate? /s
minus-squareexplodicleEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down10·8 months agolinkfedilinkAlternatively, 37 billion tons per SatansMaggotyCumFart per year.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFartOParrow-up11arrow-down2·8 months agolinkfedilinkWhy do you think I’m worth so much? I’m flattered and flustered.
minus-squareJadenSmitharrow-up8arrow-down0·8 months agolinkfedilinkIt would be such a twist if SatansMaggotyCumFart is actually Taylor Swift.
minus-squareTHE MASTERMINDarrow-up4arrow-down0·8 months agolinkfedilinkLol that would be really something
minus-squareexplodicleEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down1·8 months agolinkfedilinkWhy do you think the pollution is evenly distributed?
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFartOParrow-up4arrow-down0·8 months agolinkfedilinkIt’s spread in a thin layer across the world like semen at a crime scene.
minus-squareexplodicleEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down0·8 months agolinkfedilinkThat’s a very charitable analogy, because most people don’t make any semen at all.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFartOParrow-up3arrow-down0·8 months agolinkfedilinkAre you a semen producer denialist?
minus-squareexplodicleEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down0·8 months agolinkfedilinkNo, I just think we should address massive ejaculation on a systemic level instead of propagating the “semen footprint” fallacy. It was designed by Big Dick to make you feel guilty and powerless.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFartOParrow-up1arrow-down0·8 months agolinkfedilinkYou probably don’t swallow the company loads, right?
16 tonnes per person per year.
Spitting straight facts
Scientists said we had to take drastic measures to stop global warming.
If Taylor Swift knocked off a toddler she could have almost six hundred hours of guilt free private jet time.
She might even argue for significantly more hours if she wipes out an entire blood line at once.
So what you’re saying is that the whole middle-east conflict is really just there to save the climate? /s
Alternatively, 37 billion tons per SatansMaggotyCumFart per year.
Why do you think I’m worth so much?
I’m flattered and flustered.
It would be such a twist if SatansMaggotyCumFart is actually Taylor Swift.
Lol that would be really something
Why do you think the pollution is evenly distributed?
It’s spread in a thin layer across the world like semen at a crime scene.
That’s a very charitable analogy, because most people don’t make any semen at all.
Are you a semen producer denialist?
No, I just think we should address massive ejaculation on a systemic level instead of propagating the “semen footprint” fallacy. It was designed by Big Dick to make you feel guilty and powerless.
You probably don’t swallow the company loads, right?