I have a lot of runners up, like Amrito for Amy, or Bradinglesmirch for Briar, but I think the dumbest has to be Scott Von Scott of the Scottsdale Scotts Who Did Scott So Scottily in the Battle of Scotteen Twelve.
So I ask you, what’s the stupidest thing you’ve ever called your furry friends?
Does “Shithead” count? That’s what I call my cat :P
Same for my dachshund, he actually responds to it
My cat is ginger so he gets “ginger shit” a lot of the time