I have a lot of runners up, like Amrito for Amy, or Bradinglesmirch for Briar, but I think the dumbest has to be Scott Von Scott of the Scottsdale Scotts Who Did Scott So Scottily in the Battle of Scotteen Twelve.

So I ask you, what’s the stupidest thing you’ve ever called your furry friends?

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    Yardstick. She only has 3 feet.

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      Neighbor down the street called her three legged goat Tripod.

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        I’ve called her that too. And Stumpy.

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          lol, Prolly could’ve gotten away with calling the goat stumpy too, but not because he had stump.

          His limb was a clean amputation, but he liked to try to eat stumps.