The idea is to come up with goofy million dollar ideas that you thought of in the shower, while going to bed, or during a fever dream that would get you laughed off of Shark Tank.
Like white t-shirts tie dyed with red wine for suburban moms so they can get as day drunk as they want or a pitching machine that shoots safety razors blades for the little patches of grass that grow in sidewalk cracks.
So I was thinking of a grappling hook with suction hose and/or lubricant to pull out the shit out of your ass when constipated.
Or a net in the toilet to catch your shit so it doesn’t splash and give you a so-called poseidon’s kiss.
Why interfere with natures bidet?
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