The idea is to come up with goofy million dollar ideas that you thought of in the shower, while going to bed, or during a fever dream that would get you laughed off of Shark Tank.

Like white t-shirts tie dyed with red wine for suburban moms so they can get as day drunk as they want or a pitching machine that shoots safety razors blades for the little patches of grass that grow in sidewalk cracks.

!shitty_million_dollar_ideas@lemmy.dbzer0.com

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    Roomba that collects dog shit, bags it, and hurls it onto your neighbor’s yard

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      taking the name quite literally

      im here for it

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    Deployable sail for bicycles for when the wind is going in your direction. Easy to retract and put away when not needed.

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    So I was thinking of a grappling hook with suction hose and/or lubricant to pull out the shit out of your ass when constipated.
    Or a net in the toilet to catch your shit so it doesn’t splash and give you a so-called poseidon’s kiss.

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      Or a net in the toilet to catch your shit so it doesn’t splash and give you a so-called poseidon’s kiss

      Why interfere with natures bidet?

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    Mine’s probably only shitty if you’re not a furry. I have been trying to design a skin-tight fur suit and head piece because I find the current way fursuits are made to be bulky and excessively hot because it’s not just fur, but hella foam too. Secondary benefits is that the headpiece would be connected in a way that opening and closing your jaw will open and close the jaw of the character head, as well as being easy enough to get on and off quickly and unassisted.

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    I need a couple bil to train an AI model on ALL mythology and folklore from all cultures of the world to then create real gnomes, elves, trolls etc by sticking it in robots and releasing them into the wild, then they will constantly clandestinely steal materials from us to construct more fae.