And dont forget the Q&A section featuring the finest examples of human intelligence.

• “Does this chair have adjustable armrests?” “It depends”
• “will the red color match my rug?” “My blue chair matches my lavendar silk curtains!”
• “is the chair cushion firm or soft?” “I didn’t buy this exact chair, but mine is prefect”
• “where are these made?” “100 united america made quality product garentees by company or monies refund to costomer.”