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    I don’t know if it’s physically possible, but I sometimes think what if my office chair breaks and the hydraulic piston shoots through the seat and impales my colon.

    Real Final Destination shit right there.

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      Possible trigger warning

      I read an article a few years ago about this happening in China. There were graphic photos from the ER which I won’t discuss here, but If I remember correctly it was a teenager and he actually died because it ruptured an artery in his colon or something like that. Ever since then I’ve always been ok with spending a little more money for a quality chair. Especially if it’s something you’re going to use every day.

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        You mean you don’t trust that highly rated 【QSHASK】Durable Quality Office Chair For Adults, Easy Use In Office Home And Gaming With 3D Foam Cushion Comfortable Seating, Ergonomic Feeling Up&Down Rolling?

        It’s got so many 5-star reviews, like “Works great; from Bobson M. in the United States and “Excellent Chairs!! from K.J Genny in the United States! Ships direct from Guangzhou in 5 business days for a low price of $79.99 $65.50!

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          And dont forget the Q&A section featuring the finest examples of human intelligence.

          • “Does this chair have adjustable armrests? “It depends”
          • “will the red color match my rug? “My blue chair matches my lavendar silk curtains!
          • “is the chair cushion firm or soft? “I didn’t buy this exact chair, but mine is prefect”
          • “where are these made? 100 united america made quality product garentees by company or monies refund to costomer.
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    Irrational - being kidnapped and not having access to feminine products. Totally rational & terrifying- clowns.

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    getting bird shit in my mouth. no, really. I have a recurring (but not frequent) “nightmare” about getting bird shit in my mouth through diverse accidents. there’s even an incredibly vivid taste associated with it that I can recall when I’m awake. I’m guessing that toddler me took a gamble for science and wound up scarred for life.

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    Mine is being stuck in another dimension. When I was a kid I was stuck in a multi layer dream and I think I was like 3 layers in before I was about to give up.

    Some examples are movies like Room 1408 or Silent Hill.

    I don’t think it can happen, but I’m always terrified of it. The closest real life example is disassociation (depersonalization or derealization) fuck that noise.

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    I’m irrationally afraid that I’ll push too many buttons with my pointer finger and eventually the fat pad will wear away and it’ll just be my fingertip bone with skin stretched over it. :(

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    Needles. I got allergy tested when I was little and they pricked my arms hundreds of times to see what I was allergic to. I was also super young do naturally I wanted to itch it, and they wouldn’t let me. It got to the point where they strapped my arms to the table and all I wanted to do was scratch the areas that they had poked me

    Maybe don’t do that to a five year old.

    Yea I don’t like needles

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      I have the same fear. Watching the news during covid was horrible.

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        Nurse here. It’s curious. Some people with a fear of needles need to close their eyes to avoid seeing anything like you describe, and some of them HAVE to watch, because, for them, the anticipation and surprise is worse. Humans are weird, but I love you anyway. Also, I’m tired, and I just spent about one, full, uninterrupted minute laughing at your username. Thanks.

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          Aww. Thanks. Yes, I can’t watch when I have blood work done. I don’t get much sleep the night before, and while I am pretty sure I don’t have anxiety, I think I had an anxiety attack the last cat scan I had. They had to try a second time to get the iv in, and I went into full meltdown mode. Pretty sure I know what event in my life caused this, and there’s nothing I can do about it now. I have tried lots of things, keeping my mind occupied, headphones, breathing, it’s all out the window the minute they start wiping my arm with the alcohol. I know it’s irrational, and it hurts more to sub your toe, but something in my brain just goes apeshit when the needles come out. It really sucks.

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            Ask your doc specifically for a prn dose of Ativan or Xanax or similar the next time you have a test or procedure. It’s not too uncommon. There’s no reason a simple blood draw should have to ruin your whole week.

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      Same. And then seeing someone I know with diabetes have to jab every day drove me nuts to think about in a way.

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    Sea monsters. Doesn’t matter that I’m a middle aged man who has been in dozens of lakes without incident. Every goddamn time there’s a constant “hey, something could rise from the depths and eat you right now. You never know!

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      They don’t want to EAT you or anything, they just like to lightly brush against the side of your foot with a tentacle one time because they’re smart and curious, but shy.

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    Oddly shaped fruits.

    I love fruits more than anything else in the world, but I am weirded out by tropical fruits with an odd shape and/or color (dragon fruit for example)

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      I hear you! Rambutans ( Nephelium Lappaceum) are a no go for me because of the outer texture. Pineapples are Ok

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        It looks like a virus, just looking at it gross me out haha.

        Pineapple, I love. But we grew up with canned pineapple, so that’s why it doesn’t weird me out.

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        Durian taste like wet onions with a bit of fruit to me. It’s like cilantro I guess, you either love it or hate it.

        But durians do count for me.

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    Clowns

    I know they’re just people in makeup, but I always fear them no matter how much I try to reason away the fear

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        Mimes are fine by me, their acts are largely watch only and not as direct.

        Besides, the fear definitely rooted from watching IT at about 8 years old

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    Walking into a public bathroom that uses motion sensors and it’s dark when I walk in. Guaranteed comfort, you’d think? Nope, according to my brain, I’m probably going to find a body.

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      The worst thing about these (apart from all the dead bodies obvs.) is that the timer is never long enough for a decent dump. You’re just about ready to start cleanup and all the lights go out!

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        It sucked when work switch to motion. Makes it real obvious you were in too long if the light turns on when you walk out of a stall.

        (This is a factory, so the first door to the sink section stays proped open)

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    That I can’t have any thoughts that a future super intelligence would see as a threat.

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    My shoelace getting caught in an Escalator.

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    I’m kind of weird. I can’t stand the idea of swimming in the deep ocean. It makes me skil crawl and want to run as far away as I can despite loving the ocean. Just don’t make me swim in deep ocean waters.

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      I’m not sure if those first two sentences are connected. 😉 Anyway, that fear is called thalassophobia, and is very common.

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      That’s a perfectly normal and healthy fear, for those mortals who dare display hubris towards the endless sea shall be met with a fate most grim

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      Yeah. It’s so weird imagining that there is so much dark space below oneself, where anything could be lurking.

      And stop moving, and you’ll sink deep down. No safeguard that stops you at some point. You’ll just sink and sink and sink.