I have gas from eating lots of bread, which is not unusual, but for some reason today’s farts hurt my ass.
They’re not those super hot farts, they’re just really… pressurized? They come out loud and proud and it feels kinda violent. Any ideas?
I have gas from eating lots of bread, which is not unusual, but for some reason today’s farts hurt my ass.
They’re not those super hot farts, they’re just really… pressurized? They come out loud and proud and it feels kinda violent. Any ideas?
Take a long hot shower and wash the area well
Try to cut down on dairy for the near future
Lie down in the sexy open-shirt Jeff Goldblum from Jurassic Park pose when a fart is approaching
Life… *brutal fart noises* …finds a way.
In my mind I inserted the Reverb Fart sound effect and it was hilarious.
Get that chest hair caressed by wind!
Your own wind even