I have gas from eating lots of bread, which is not unusual, but for some reason today’s farts hurt my ass.

They’re not those super hot farts, they’re just really… pressurized? They come out loud and proud and it feels kinda violent. Any ideas?

  • garbagebagel
    50·
    6 months ago

    This sounds made up but I want to believe it and will do no further research into the matter. Mystery solved.

    • nyahlathotepEnglish
      20·
      6 months ago

      My asshole would to assure you it’s not made up and does in fact really hurt.