• AnEilifintChorcra
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    He’d peel an orange in his pocket

    He has two brains cells and they’re both fighting for third place

    He’s a face like he’s trying to eat an apple through a tennis racket

    The tide wouldn’t take her out

    Scarlet for your mam for having you

    Your arse is jealous of your mouth

    Snipers dream

    Spanner

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      I am a native English speaker and had to Google “peel an orange in his pocket”. It does not mean what I assumed.

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        Non native speaker here and is the only of the 2 I didn’t get. Spanner is the other one.

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          Spanner is British/Irish means idiot or tool. See also muppet.

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        What did you think it meant?

        I did have to think about it like, context helped.

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          You understood it? Are you Irish? I’m Murkin and I thought it meant running one out from his pocket or something.

          Peel a banana in his pocket: Tight-fisted, cheap. Often the phrase is “peel an orange in his pocket. The idea is that someone is so cheap, he will peel a piece of fruit inside his pocket so no one will see it and ask for a bite. - Don’t Be a Muggins: Learn Some Irish Slang

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            It helped that numerous “he’s tight fisted” type comments and insults had been made in the same conversation, before that was said.

            No, not Irish.

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            That’s what I thought, too*

            running *rubbing