Was laying naked on my bed next to my girlfriend
I thought it would be funny to rip one out
Instead i projektile shot a little poopy meteor wich then landed on my buttcheek
We had a mirror on the floor next to the bed, i watched it happen
And i watched her face changing from annoyed but funny to utterly disgusted
Was laying naked on my bed next to my girlfriend I thought it would be funny to rip one out Instead i projektile shot a little poopy meteor wich then landed on my buttcheek We had a mirror on the floor next to the bed, i watched it happen And i watched her face changing from annoyed but funny to utterly disgusted
I choose to believe that you’re still together, and this has become a post-coital routine.
Yeah, she married me for whatever reason