Yeah, she married me for whatever reason

Was laying naked on my bed next to my girlfriend I thought it would be funny to rip one out Instead i projektile shot a little poopy meteor wich then landed on my buttcheek We had a mirror on the floor next to the bed, i watched it happen And i watched her face changing from annoyed but funny to utterly disgusted

Havent ordered anything for about 4 or 5 Years I dont miss it at all Most of the smaller Shops are online and are pretty reliable and quick with shipment and if anything went wrong they are usually pretty helpfull with everything