filistertoTechnology@lemmy.worldEnglish·5 months agoIt looks a lot like VMware just lost a 24,000-VM customer • The Register(www.theregister.com)external-linkarrow-up1466arrow-down14message-square75 fedilink
arrow-up1462arrow-down1external-linkIt looks a lot like VMware just lost a 24,000-VM customer • The Register(www.theregister.com)filistertoTechnology@lemmy.worldEnglish·5 months agomessage-square75 fedilink
minus-squareooternessEnglisharrow-up79arrow-down0·5 months agoedit-25 months agolinkfedilinkPhase 1: Fuck around Phase 2: Find out
minus-squareDrasglafEnglisharrow-up54arrow-down0·5 months agolinkfedilinkPhase 3: Say you’ve changed to earn some good will Phase 4: Fucking do it again
minus-squarehume_lemmyEnglisharrow-up12arrow-down0·5 months agolinkfedilink“We just love our customers so much, it makes us crazy sometimes…”
minus-squareAdamEatsAssEnglisharrow-up5arrow-down0·5 months agolinkfedilink“I don’t want to lose you but the shareholders make me do it.”
Phase 1: Fuck around
Phase 2: Find out
Phase 3: Say you’ve changed to earn some good will
Phase 4: Fucking do it again
“We just love our customers so much, it makes us crazy sometimes…”
“I don’t want to lose you but the shareholders make me do it.”