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  • IceBladeEnglish
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    The only people that have ever high fived me are assholes that put all their strength into it. Then my hand burns in pain for the next 30 minutes. I don’t want more abuse from another drunk asshole .

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      Are you male or female? Males, yeah, that’s how we high five. Females I go waaaaaay lighter on. Like a fist bump with your palm. The same way you’d high five a kid basically.

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        Males, yeah, that’s how we high five.

        No, we don’t.

        Females I go waaaaaay lighter on. Like a fist bump with your palm.

        And the intended recipients are all psychic and can tell that your delivery will be different than every other drunk high-fiver they’ve previously encountered. Right?

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        Dude everyone hates your high fives. Everyone. Penis or no. You over aggressive high fivin’ fool. (I mean this mostly in jest, if it stings for 30min you’re a wuss)

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          I meanI don’t high five them with my penis. Wait, have I been doing high fives wrong???